Part I
[12:03] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:03] saltnvlnegar: jean
[12:03] saltnvlnegar: are you there
[12:05] jellyxxjean: yeah
[12:05] jellyxxjean: im here
[12:05] saltnvlnegar: dude
[12:05] saltnvlnegar: fb deleted my account
[12:05] jellyxxjean: whats your gmail address
[12:05] jellyxxjean: wait why
[12:05] saltnvlnegar: oh
[12:05] jellyxxjean: let me look if up
[12:05] jellyxxjean: it
[12:05] saltnvlnegar: i may have threatened someone
[12:05] jellyxxjean: give me
[12:05] jellyxxjean: your email address
[12:06] saltnvlnegar: peterko@gmail.com
[12:06] saltnvlnegar: or pekox@ucla.edu
[12:06] jellyxxjean: LOL
[12:06] jellyxxjean: LOL
[12:06] jellyxxjean: LOL
[12:06] jellyxxjean: LOL
[12:06] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:06] saltnvlnegar: what
[12:06] saltnvlnegar: you have to read the entire thread
[12:07] saltnvlnegar: what did fb say i do?
[12:07] jellyxxjean: its not because
[12:07] jellyxxjean: you threatened anyone
[12:07] saltnvlnegar: ok
[12:07] saltnvlnegar: ????
[12:07] jellyxxjean: lol
[12:07] jellyxxjean: petter
[12:08] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:08] saltnvlnegar: what????
[12:08] saltnvlnegar: what happneed/??
[12:08] saltnvlnegar: fuck dude
[12:08] saltnvlnegar: stupid ford
[12:08] saltnvlnegar: it’s ford huh
[12:08] Meebo Message: Could not IM buddy
[12:08] jellyxxjean: nah dude
[12:08] jellyxxjean: lol
[12:08] jellyxxjean: its because
[12:08] jellyxxjean: you have hella rejected friend requests from femails
[12:08] jellyxxjean: females
[12:08] jellyxxjean: lol
[12:08] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:08] saltnvlnegar: hahahahaha
[12:08] saltnvlnegar: omg
[12:09] saltnvlnegar: are you serious
[12:09] jellyxxjean: 300+ rejections
[12:09] jellyxxjean: lol
[12:09] jellyxxjean: fucken peter
[12:09] saltnvlnegar: why does that warrant
[12:09] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:09] saltnvlnegar: OMG
[12:09] saltnvlnegar: lolol
[12:09] saltnvlnegar: hahaha
[12:09] saltnvlnegar: i have like 400+ that added me!
[12:09] saltnvlnegar: doesn’t that count for anything?
[12:10] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:10] saltnvlnegar: omg
[12:10] saltnvlnegar: it’s not like it’s fucking match.com
[12:10] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:10] saltnvlnegar: i still dont get it
[12:10] saltnvlnegar: why does that get me kicked out
[12:11] saltnvlnegar: helo????
[12:11] Meebo Message: Could not IM buddy
[12:12] saltnvlnegar: heloooO???
[12:12] jellyxxjean: because
[12:12] jellyxxjean: you’re a creeper
[12:12] jellyxxjean: thats why
[12:12] saltnvlnegar: hahahaha
[12:12] jellyxxjean: im serious
[12:13] saltnvlnegar: well that’s not stated in the “why was i disabled” FAQ!
[12:13] saltnvlnegar: that’s so retarded
[12:13] saltnvlnegar: i thought it was like myspace
[12:13] jellyxxjean: 340 rejected
[12:13] saltnvlnegar: you just try add all the hot white girls
[12:13] saltnvlnegar: i’m persistent
[12:14] saltnvlnegar: dude, i dont know half the people on my fb list
[12:14] saltnvlnegar: wait a minute
[12:14] saltnvlnegar: so i’m permanently banned
[12:15] jellyxxjean: lol
[12:15] jellyxxjean: freaken peter
[12:15] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:15] saltnvlnegar: am i banned?
[12:16] saltnvlnegar: that’s so stupid
[12:16] saltnvlnegar: then what’s the whole purpose of facebook??
[12:16] saltnvlnegar: i can just make another account right
[12:19] jellyxxjean: lol
[12:19] jellyxxjean: i can help you out
[12:19] jellyxxjean: but
[12:19] jellyxxjean: lol
[12:19] jellyxxjean: fn a peter
[12:19] jellyxxjean: i have to tell these ppl
[12:19] jellyxxjean: that you’re my friend
[12:20] saltnvlnegar: nm
[12:20] saltnvlnegar: its ok
[12:20] saltnvlnegar: i’ll just create a new one
[12:20] jellyxxjean: hahaha
[12:20] jellyxxjean: i’ll write an email
[12:20] jellyxxjean: to the department
[12:20] saltnvlnegar: will it make you look bad
[12:20] jellyxxjean: that handles these kind of situations
[12:20] saltnvlnegar: what department is that
[12:20] saltnvlnegar: To Whom It May Concern,
[12:21] saltnvlnegar: Can you please reinstate facebook user peterko@gmail.com
[12:21] saltnvlnegar: He will not try to add random females again
[12:21] saltnvlnegar: but to his credit, he did manage to add 400 random girls as well
[12:22] jellyxxjean: freaken peter
[12:22] saltnvlnegar: hey, couldn’t i atleast gotten a warning? like, “peter ko, please stop adding people you do not know”
[12:23] saltnvlnegar: this is such bullshit
[12:23] saltnvlnegar: i’m actually upset now
[12:23] jellyxxjean: not really
[12:23] jellyxxjean: its not bs
[12:23] jellyxxjean: theres a lot of creepers out there
[12:23] jellyxxjean: you dont know what ppl
[12:23] jellyxxjean: do on fb
[12:23] saltnvlnegar: yea but you have the option to decline
[12:24] saltnvlnegar: that’s really discriminatory
[12:24] saltnvlnegar: against creepers
[12:24] saltnvlnegar: I’m gonna get Larry Flynt’s lawyer on this
[12:27] jellyxxjean: i cant believe this
[12:27] jellyxxjean: omg
[12:27] saltnvlnegar: what
[12:28] saltnvlnegar: you’re not gonna get fired are you
[12:28] jellyxxjean: hahahaha
[12:28] saltnvlnegar: i’d feel really guilty
[12:28] jellyxxjean: why am i friends with u
[12:28] jellyxxjean: why
[12:29] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:29] saltnvlnegar: what happened
[12:29] saltnvlnegar: you know what
[12:29] saltnvlnegar: forget it
[12:29] saltnvlnegar: i’ll just make a new one
[12:29] saltnvlnegar: are you risking anything
[12:29] jellyxxjean: i dont think
[12:29] jellyxxjean: you’ll be able to make a new account
[12:29] jellyxxjean: with the same email address
[12:29] saltnvlnegar: so i’ll make a new one
[12:30] saltnvlnegar: hey but what happened, what they say
[12:30] saltnvlnegar: dude, i feel like you’re my mom, and i just got in trouble with the cops
[12:30] saltnvlnegar: and you’re trying to get me out of it
[12:31] saltnvlnegar: am i going to jail
[12:32] jellyxxjean: i sent the email peter
[12:32] jellyxxjean: my goodness
[12:32] jellyxxjean: this is ridiculous
[12:32] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:32] saltnvlnegar: hahah
[12:32] saltnvlnegar: send me the email
[12:32] Meebo Message: Could not IM buddy
[12:32] saltnvlnegar: we are forever bonded
[12:33] saltnvlnegar: by my creeper status
[12:33] jellyxxjean: i,
I see that Peter’s account got disabled because he has more than 300+ female friend request rejections. I know Peter and he is not a creeper and didn’t mean any harm. He was doing this as a joke and would like you guys to please re-consider and re-enable his account. He will not be doing this again.
[12:34] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:34] saltnvlnegar: i can’t believe creeper is in your work vernacular
[12:34] jellyxxjean: fucken peter
[12:35] saltnvlnegar: omg
[12:35] saltnvlnegar: i can’t imagine your position
[12:35] saltnvlnegar: hahaha
[12:35] jellyxxjean: FUCKEN PETER
[12:35] saltnvlnegar: dude
[12:36] saltnvlnegar: i’m touched
[12:36] saltnvlnegar: i owe you
[12:36] saltnvlnegar: i’ll buy you garlic ice cream at the festival
[12:36] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:37] saltnvlnegar: are you mad??
[12:37] saltnvlnegar: i told you, you didn’t have to do it
[12:37] jellyxxjean: not mad
[12:37] saltnvlnegar: …just disappointed
[12:37] saltnvlnegar: lol
[12:37] saltnvlnegar: omg
[12:37] saltnvlnegar: i’ve been laughing for like 30 minutes
[12:38] saltnvlnegar: mostly from embarrassment
[12:38] saltnvlnegar: imagine how I feel!
