“When did you know you were gay?”

Recently, some black CNN News Anchor came out of the closet.  I was reading the interview, and he was asked, “when did you know you were gay?”  He politely responded, “since I was knee high to a duck.”

I mean, aren’t we at a place in our modern lives to understand that people are born this way?  I know there’s two opposing arguments here, but you know your gay or straight the moment you’re either chasing around girls in the schoolyard, or staring at cute Jimmy from across the desk.  It’s not like they discover these feelings when they’re older and are aware of the taboo on homosexuality.  Gay guys know they like other guys as soon as straight guys know they like girls.

It all boils down to sexual preference – you like dicks, or you like chicks.  If it wasn’t biological, then how come nobody ever asks the question, “when did you know you were straight?”

“Hey Peter, when did you know you were straight?” -

“I knew I liked girls since I was knee high.  I’ve been a creepy old man since the 1st grade, when I tried to look up my teacher’s skirt.”

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